Weirdest Sam & Cat Foods Ever

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What would happen if you took the weirdest foods from Victorious and combined them with the weirdest foods in iCarly? You'd get weird Sam & Cat foods, of course. From a pizza smoothie to Blokka Cheese – here are the weirdest foods that ever crossed Sam Puckett and Cat Valentine's paths!

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Transcript

Red for Pronunciation - Blue for general Vocabulary - Green for References

 

00:01 I read online that if you mix coffee,
00:02 orange juice, and a raw egg it blows up.
00:05 Cool! I love explosions.
00:07 Then get ready for...
00:16 Ugh. You got any dynamite?
00:18 I'm making grilled cheese sandwiches back here.
00:20 Anybody want one?
00:22 How are you cooking back there?
00:25 With my Heezy Cake Oven!
00:28 Uh, yeah, I'll take a grilled cheese.
00:30 - I'll have one! - Cheese me!
00:33 - Thanks. Grilled cheese? - Thanks.
00:34 - There ya go. - Wow. How will I finish this?

- Here is what you needed or asked for (e.g. There you go, the complete works of William Shakespeare.); that's the way it is (e.g. I know our political system isn't perfect, but there you go.); You're doing that well or correctly (e.g. There you go! I knew you'd get the hang of it eventually!)

00:38 So, whatcha makin'?

- nonstandard contraction of what are you (e.g. Hey, whatcha gonna do?); what have you (e.g. whatcha got this hammer for?)

- short for -ing to make it easier to pronounce -ing

00:40 Lemonade.
00:41 I thought you forgot to buy lemons.
00:43 I did, so I'm using mustard.
00:49 And, uh, I thought you were gonna put
00:51 butter on this popcorn.
00:52 But we're out of butter, so I put honey.

- if you are out of something, you no longer have any of it (e.g. I can't find the sugar and we're out of milk.) 

00:55 - Yeah, not a good idea. - Why not?

- used to make a suggestion (e.g. Why not use my car? You'll fit more in.); used to express agreement (e.g. Let's go out for Italian food tonight. Yes, why not?); used for making a suggestion (e.g. If you’re so unhappy, why not leave?)

01:01 Now it's just a corn wad.
01:04 Well pass the wad, man!
01:08 Have an egg.
01:11 Thanks.
01:13 A toast
01:15 to eggs and old friendships. Clink!
01:23 - Drink your breakfast. - What's in it?
01:25 Well, you know how you love fruit, yogurt, and juice?
01:27 - Mm hm. - That's pizza and root beer
01:33 - I like it. - You want an egg?
01:34 Yeah, I love eggs!
01:40 OK. Suck.
01:44 [slurping]
01:47 [coughing]
01:48 Ugh! Ew!
01:50 Peanut butter on a hot dog.
01:53 I call it PB and ween.
01:56 How's it taste?
01:58 Like butt.
02:01 Strawberry?
02:02 Uh, sure.
02:08 - Wow! - Mhm! Good strawberry.
02:09 Well, of course. They're grown right here in Oxnard.
02:14 Sometimes we even call them nard berries
02:18 [laughing]
02:23 - Whatcha got there? - Oh!
02:24 Special fruits from England called, plum figgles.
02:30 Let me see.
02:34 They should call 'em puke figgles.

- short for them

02:36 Alright! Time to heat up mama's tongue.

- used to make something hot (e.g. Let's see what happens when I heat it up.); used to say how you feel when you eat spicy food (e.g. Wow! this spicy food heats up my tongue.)

02:43 OK, now, I have eaten a lot of hot sauce in my day,
02:46 - But Sam Puckett- - It's smoking!
02:52 Holy pizza.
02:54 Oh, yeah, I think I found...
02:58 a bone with meat on it.
03:01 Ah, there's my beef rib!
03:03 Tried to escape, eh?
03:04 Well, now you're goin' in the hole, see?
03:08 How about a little late night snack?
03:11 What is that?
03:12 A canned ham.
03:14 I found it outside.
03:17 What do you say we grab a couple of forks

- Used to ask someone if they are willing to do something (e.g. What do you say we all go to a movie?)

03:19 and teach this chunk of ham a lesson?
03:22 His mom was super clear on what we could feed him.
03:25 - I know but- - Aht!
03:26 She said he can only have one portion
03:29 from this sack
03:30 of cold, wet noodles.
03:35 The baby is fussy. We've gotta feed him.

- an informal way of saying that something is necessary or must be true (e.g. I’ve gotta leave in 15 minutes.)

03:38 Ah, he can finish my onion.
03:40 No! I've got a full bottle here.
03:42 I just can't find the nipple.
03:45 Where is the nipple?
03:47 Have this large block of cheese.
03:53 - Hey. - [screaming]
03:57 Honey, I'm home.
04:00 What the- What was that?
04:01 Look at the floor.
04:06 A hot dog?
04:09 I bought a Weiner Flinger!
04:11 Ding! They're ready!
04:13 - What did you make? - I made...
04:15 - Ooh. - I made...
04:19 Fudge piles!
04:21 Ugh! You always make 'em way too chewy.

- at or to a considerable distance or extent, which is used before an adverb or preposition for emphasis (e.g. His understanding of what constitutes good writing is way off target.); extremely (e.g. The guys behind the bar were way cool.)

04:24 I love cranberry juice, and my favorite fruit is apples,
04:28 so I filled this fish tank up with cranberry juice
04:31 and I'm soaking the apples in it.
04:34 - Do you get it? - Nope.

- used to say "do you comprehend it" or "do you understand it"

04:37 I'm making crapples.
04:40 - Crapples? - Wanna try?
04:46 What's it taste like?
04:47 Like crapple.
04:49 We are gonna have all the Blue Dog Soda we want.
04:52 - How? - Uhh?
04:54 I'm makin' it!
04:55 I went online and did a ton of research,

- a lot of something; a large amount of something (e.g. My dog gives me a ton of kisses when I get home after work.)

04:57 and pretty soon I'm gonna have the exact formula.
05:00 - Wow! - No way!
05:01 - Cool beans! - [shushing]
05:04 Time to taste.
05:06 We just turn this guy here and...
05:12 Lay some of that on your tongue.
05:17 Well?
05:22 Do you hate me?
05:24 Special water for Philip and Kelly.
05:28 What brand of water is this?
05:30 Oh, it's from France.
05:32 It's called Aqua Toilette.
05:34 - Ooh, France. - Merci!
05:38 "Toilette." That kinda sounds like toilet.
05:44 Oh, god.
05:46 I took two rib bones and made 'em into a weapon.
05:51 [screaming]
05:54 [groaning]
05:55 Oh, I can't...
05:57 jump rope anymore.
06:01 I can't eat anymore of this fruit cocktail.
06:06 Waba?
06:09 It's food.
06:10 Da foo.
06:13 Olives.
06:14 Bo tay.
06:17 For you to eat.
06:18 Ah gee.
06:21 Oof.
06:24 Oh, yeah.
06:26 Oh, gross. Liquid filth.
06:29 Drink the dirty sock water.
06:31 [groaning]
06:35 Good.
06:37 Did you get chicken nuggets, strips, or pucks?
06:40 Pucks!
06:41 - Yeah, toss me a puck! - Sure!
06:48 Ow, my nose!
06:50 Have some cotton candy.
06:52 A fighter can't eat cotton candy in the middle of a fight!
06:56 These pork fingers are so spicy! Ooh!
07:00 My mouth is on fire! Oh!

- burning (e.g. The house was on fire.); in a state of excitement (e.g. Wright is now on fire with confidence.); caused by extremely spicy taste (e.g. My mouth is on fire!)

07:03 Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire.
07:07 Oh no!
07:09 And a little of that.
07:11 And a dash of this.

- a small quantity of (e.g. It is a story with a dash of mystery thrown in.)

07:13 A blob of red.
07:16 A plop of brown.
07:18 Ugh. C'mon now!
07:21 Plop on in there!
07:22 What are you even doing?
07:23 I am making the perfect sauce for any food.
07:27 - Open your mouth. - I don't wanna.
07:29 Open!
07:36 Well?
07:40 ♪ Sloppy sloppy waffles Sloppy waffles ♪
07:43 ♪ Sloppy waffles Sloppy waffles ♪
07:46 ♪ Sloppy sloppy waffles Sloppy waffles sloppy ♪
07:49 ♪ Sloppy sloppy sloppy Sloppy waffles ♪